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Jesus fucking H. Christ on a cracker.

What the actual fuck?  I know these fuckers don’t understand biology, but how on Earth do they justify financially punishing women for something they have no control over?

Somewhat of a Kinja thread hijack, but since I’m shadow-banned over at Jezebel, and the article for this thread represents a step up...

i am completely here for hidden fish puns

I believe him on Elvis. The same Elvis that was a fan of Richard Nixon.

I did a double take when I saw this in my recommends this morning but I made sure it was available when I came back from my morning walk and was so glad I did. Gold!

This is going to be hard to watch no matter what but I trust Coogler to handle this in a way that would please Chadwick.

He had an outstanding 20. I believe he was pulled over because he had air fresheners hanging from the mirror. None of this adds up to a shooting. For those that say he was fleeing, Tenn v. Garner states that it is a violation of the 4th Amendment to shoot a fleeing suspect unless the officer can prove that the suspect

He only killed 8 people. It’s not like he was jaywalking or maybe passing a fake $20 or something really dangerous like that.

It’s encouraging that the police were able to take him into custody “without incident,” it’s nice to see that the police have that ability. At least when it’s someone who doesn’t make them fear for their lives, like a mass-murdering psychopath who’s armed to the teeth and just killed 8 people, versus an actual Scary

I need to change clothes today.  I need my Fuck Cancer shirt.  Because Fuck Cancer.

Damn that is some sad shit :(

So the media is doing its job then: Keeping focus on issues other than the rich shitting on all of us and laughing as we squabble amongst ourselves. 

Crow is awesome.

Racists don’t respond to logic.

The moment where, seconds after I said “What the fuck?” in real life, Desmond said those EXACT SAME WORDS... that’s one of gaming’s greatest moments for me.

AC2's ending is also incredible for the WHO IS DESMOND?? moment that Ezio gets shortly after kicking the crap out of the Pope. 

I haven’t really been following AC since 3, but I suspect none of their endings will match the skyscraper-sized fondue of cheesiness that is the end of AC2

In fairness, some of them are more accurately labeled as liars.

Just a reminder that people who say both parties are the same are idiots.