This response legit made me laugh.

Window sitter here. Standing up not an option if I wanted to. I get up when my seat mates are pushing their way out. I move over, and try to get my overhead out before getting into th aisle. I then wait for a break before getting into the aisle walking out (don’t want to cut off those who already have their head…

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Exactly. Plus, they don’t have lasers in Star Wars. They have “blasters”, which fire a blast of energy that travels at about 22 miles per hour toward it’s target.

Can’t hear you over the ultimate philosophical and spiritual pilgrim: Legion. His story was interesting, his perspective excellent, and his dialogue was both hilarious and insightful. Garrus was just ‘I’m a standard male hero.’

There are a lot of really interesting characters and species in Mass Effect, in the best tradition of those chunky sci-fi novels from the 70s and 80s. A crazy species perspective you have to get your head around can really make a character shine.

Sony... anything worth doing, is worth doing well.

If the Force is with you, then you might survive.

There are not enough stars in the whole galaxy for this

Yes, she pushed him into traveling the world ‘as men do’, which is to say by horse, foot, and carriage instead of teleporting around, so that he could experience humanity from within instead of just as an observer. This too was tragic, because if he had just teleported home from where he had been instead of walking…

Why do they keep having to fix these games though? As you pointed out they have a very long history of doing this. 

I wonder if “Universe Warrior” hates “Particle Warrior”...

Thanks! My targeted Facebook ads will be a mess for weeks but it’s worth it :).

Hey, I’m drinking here! :D

Gunspinning is all fun and games until someone shoots off his penis.

Well struck my friend, well struck.

Weapon condiment? Like you put mustard/relish on your weapons? Also not many games let you hot swap weapon barrels. Only one I can really think of would be Red Orchestra because real life MG42 barrels would melt like a mofo if you were too heavy on the trigger during a burst. 

Heh.

Agreed. The E.T. search seemed like a necessary plot-point to make the Heart of Darkness allegory work, and I’d even say it kinda worked for the ending, because my reaction to anyone going out there and peering telescopes at other planets and thinking, “Well, shit. There’s no life. And I now know that with…

Speaking of tall dudes serving short dudes, this video of a (allegedly) 7-ft 12-year-old playing against average-sized 12-year-olds on an 8-ft rim and dominating is my favorite basketball video that I’ve seen in a while: