The end of that last Resident Evil clip reminded me of this:

Reminds me of one of those RC cars that can drive upside down.

As part of an ill-fated, bath time game of make believe, I tried to eat a sponge the size of my head because it looked vaguely like an ice cream bar. I got about a third of the way through the sponge before I threw everything back up into the tub. No recollection of where my mom was throughout this. Maybe I did most…

Yo, buddy!

How did you get inside my brain?

Yeah, that’s all well and good, but how does the soundtrack stack up?!?!

Paneer, saganaki, and haloumi; my Holy Trinity of fried cheeses.

Does Google Assistant still require users to grant it all of the permissions to use its most basic functionality?

I’ve bean meaning to try the technique where you start steaks in the oven to do the bulk of the cooking and finish them with a quick sear on the stove. It’s also supposed to eliminate the grey ring around the meat while giving you some nice flavor. Looking forward to the taste-test between that method and 3-3-2-2.

Don’t forget Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Adrian Pimento is a god-damned treasure.

I don’t know, I think all of these jokes have been first class.

It’s called the fifth freedom.

Fuck this moment! My brother and I still talk about how we each managed to leave Leonardo hanging. He looks so crushed afterward.

Question for ye olde Medieval fight historians out there. In the article Gillard lays all of this significance on Maul using a feint to open up Qui-Gon, saying that’s an under-handed trick that master swordsmen would never use out of respect. Is that true or bullshit? I thought feints and misdirection were a huge part…

I’m secretly hoping Jonesy97's username is a reference to that movie.

That worked until you ended up getting clipped. Then you’d end up going through the same roller coaster of explosive death.

Facility, Power Weapons, License to Kill, Paintball.

It’s interesting to see this play out in parallel to Disney’s parting ways with James Gunn over the thoughtless tweets from his past.

Assassin’s Creed II had Da Vinci.

Battletech’s intricate timeline has been around longer than I have.