It’s so over, they need a new word for over.

Wasn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger in the middle of filming Kindergarten Cop when he was elected Governor of California? Or am I remembering this wrong?

There’s a reason why guys like Weinstein choose women ten levels below them in power. It’s going to take ten years to either get to a level of power that allows you to weather the storm of accusations or realize you’re not going to make it in that career no matter what.

She turned to him when she was bored in her relationship with Mr. Peanutbutter.

Have you ever asked him about it? Does he still like it? Is it a good interpretation/likeness? Need more information, please, and thank you.

A ______ has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president.

A Kardashian has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president. That’s where we are at right now.

Yeah, nothing about Trump’s own actions surprise me anymore, he’s shown himself too many times for any of us to be surprised by it (appalled, sure, just not surprised). But I remain absolutely fucking baffled at how millions of Americans have accepted this and continue to accept this.

“ Cletii ” is a plural descriptor I will be tucking into my back pocket for the future! Bravo, you citrus goddess, you!

Hey, it worked! So, all you Jezzies, this is where I come into my real wheelhouse, because tax cuts are all about Macroeconomics, where I excel. I have been warming up for this fucker’s attempt to steal yet more money from the poor and from working people, and transfer it to his wealthy friends and himself since…

Issa Rae has the best smile.

Or, you could watch the Puppy Bowl.

I love Jessica Biel for voicing herself on Bojack as a shallow, superficial, cheating cannibal. I can’t hate someone who ate Zack Braff.

Justin timberlake is definitely one of those people that makes me think “can you please just fucking stop making music” every time his songs come on the radio. Fuck JT! And while we’re at it I don’t like Jessica Biel either. Miss you Janet.

you know what, good for her! She wanted to have a baby for a long time. She is a grown woman who has lived her life and can afford it.

He’s a poor man’s rich man and a stupid man’s smart man.

And then conveniently cut eye holes in and wear for their evening out to the nice cross burning.

Most of you have probably already seen this but for those who haven’t, this is the single time it’s appropriate to use the phrase YES KWEEN:

I guarantee that at least 85% of this country never heard of the word “dotard”prior to Kim Jong Un using it. Threat of nuclear annihilation aside, he’s done more to advance the education of America than Betsy DeVos could ever hope to do.

I have a weird fear of corn