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I used to love watching the forlorn looks on the faces of beaten-down husbands as they were dragged through the Ikea maze by their spouses like some kind of suburban Bataan death march.

I didn’t get it in the original post and I don’t get it now...

something something so&so’s comment was better...

Oh is that what they’re called now?

That would have made a vast difference.

This has to qualify for......

What’s it like living in a world that doesn’t care how you feel?

Seattle trucker smacks his balls on nearby car.

Wonder if Trojan makes truck size to help prevent the mess of premature evacuation. 

The truck driver should have teste his equipment before releasing his load.

Thankfully they were not painted blue.. The headline would have been “Entire neighborhood overcome by blue balls”

Erin’s was better.

TIL: JC Penney still exists.

$0 because you’re not going to win.

You guys truly are living your best lives.

The answer is obvious, BMW X6 M.

In the future, please only conduct your research on closed roads/private spaces.

I’m curious to see how they account for other variables. Denver for example has had an explosion in population, significantly more traffic, significantly more people that are not used to winter driving, also significantly more degenerates that just came for the weed. Basically when California sends their people, they…

Taco Bell is going to go so hard on this. Doritos Abuelos Tacos Motherfuckers!