My bold prediction - the early adopter Cybertruck buyers are going to take a massive hit.

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“Youtuber” = zero sympathy.

I’m at a loss to understand why the woman did not call the police and report an aggregated assault; attempted injury with a dangerous weapon, or something like that.  THAT would have gotten the cops to respond, and pretty much describes the crime.

I wonder if the police would have shown up if she told them that they intentionally attacked her with their car, and that she was afraid for her safety.

102k for that delivery experience is absolutely hilarious. Do they have anybody that works there that has not had a recent lobotomy? 

The Celestiq would work for me in a sedan config, that hatchback rear end is just weird. The Sollei is fantastic.

I realize that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I just don’t see it with this car. I applaud the effort and confidence, but it just looks -- in photos, at least -- like a big sausage. Now the Sollei, on the other hand, wears the look MUCH better. 

I honestly didn’t know that Hoonigan was anything other than a slogan or name. I associated it with Ken Block but that’s as far as it went for me. To discover it’s an actual business with $1.2 billion in debt blows my mind as much as those gymkhana videos. This might be part of their business problem.

Plus all the stars for deep Blues Brothers cut.

“What kind of weirdos do you usually have here?”

LED lights stuck into headlight housings meant for halogen bulbs.

This guy would have just sent it:

What’s wild to me is that this is the bus/RV/limo thing that literally started my career at Jalopnik. I wrote about this exact coach as my first-ever article here nearly four years ago!!

It used to belong to Kanye. It’s no stranger to being shat in.

But I would give in to my OCD and do a full re-spray of the entire car. Maybe a little PDR.

I assume that some of the 1064 hp powers a built-in lift to help the old guys to get out of the damn thing.

They will be marked up to $300k easy.

“More than you can afford pal. A Corvette in 2025.”

For $14K i want something dependable - like a 10 year old Range Rover.