These things have been around so long I only just noticed how weird they look, like something out of 1930s sci-fi that was made for real.

And if Yoko Ono bought one, then we would have the ...

Nope; opening bid is $3,500, with 0 bids.  The fact that nobody’s even willing to meet the reserve should tell you everything you need to know.

Because it’s not possible to have a Range Rover with no warning lights...

The people voting this NP have clearly never owned a British vehicle. I have/do and this thing is CP to the max. Here you’re getting the worst possible combination of German and British engineering and reliability.

To be clear, these are the warning lights that you will see constantly, not just when you turn the ignition.

10/17/2018: Jeff Bezos buys old Rangie for shits and giggles

My neighbor has 2 Rovers and can't seem to even keep one of them running consistently.

schnitzelnaro!

My initial impression was that this looks very much like a station wagon. 

Username checks out

+65 tons of Bavarian pride

vertical stripes makes it look slimmer!

Does it smell like steak and seat thirty-five?

Hey, my wife drives one and we live in the middle of the city.  It’s sort of fast and it doesn’t guzzle fuel.  Plus, the price premium over a suburban wasn’t much.  It’s pretty sweet.

“the largest kidney grill butt cheeks ever designed for a BMW model.”

Healthy kidneys would never grow to this size. These are cancerous tumors that have infected BMW.

Maybe it’s my screen, but does this look more like a light green to anyone else?

CURRENT ODDS OF BREAKING DOWN SOMEWHERE IN ‘MURICA

Your rebuttal is too confrontational.