Your analogy would work better if weren’t for, well, white supremacist Cardinals fans.

All Wainwright did was talk about how great he and his buddies are and how Heyward is a coward. We might all be used to the Cardinals’ classless “me-first” attitude by now, but it doesn’t make it any less of a blight on the game.

This is the most disgusting assault on Americans’ right to bare arms since the NBA introduced the T-shirt jerseys..

If anyone can speak for how all this senseless shooting has affected him, it’s DeAngelo Russell.

Did you mean January 1st? Or is there a whole swath of people that go out drinking on New Years Day that I don’t know about?

Reader Brandon sent me a list of every Gronk description on Deadspin a while back, which I’ve updated since then. Here’s everything we have:

I’ve been in the field studying the American Plumlee population for the last decade. It is no easy thing. I’ve tranquilized and tagged nearly 300 adult male Plumlees during my time in the wild. I’ve counted thousands more on “trap cameras” set up in arenas and around private colleges. My best estimate as to the size…

Dunking on fools AND combating ISIS?!?!?!

Jive ass turkeys get served regardless of whether it is holiday season, cuffing season, Black History month, whatever. Fools get got.

It’s pronounced like “You BABY!”

well played Samer.

This is completely accurate

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.

It's my favorite show. It's funny and honest and doesn't pander. The acting is great.

Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.

They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

In an effort to minimize the negative impact and what otherwise could have been a really fun day, you should’ve redirected your attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

Holy shit! KG just stole Blake Griffin’s New 2016 Kia Soul!

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.