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So are we just going to pretend that the sith lord hanging out by the scoreboard had nothing to do with this?

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

Gob is such a hottie... I feel an arrested development binge coming on, thankyouverymuch!

Pictured: Officer Ober

hahahaha, you said DivX. I used to sell that on temporary use DVD’s. You bought the disk but essentially rented it for a month before it became a useless coasters.

I can believe that if the 2003 internet was going to share one thing and one thing only, it would be an ASCII version of the matrix.

Other than the most perfect piece of sports advertising I’ve ever seen... what the fuck did I just watch?

“That’s no moon.”

Hi—I’d like you to explain the implicit logic behind the argument in this bad internet comment. You seem to be saying that rather than looking into whether stories are true or not, we should just take people at their word and run what they say. Is that what you’re saying? If so, what made you arrive at this position?

Aukey 4.8A dual charger:

Aukey 4.8A dual charger:

Oo-de-lally, golly what a day...

Bombers are 100% the worst deal in beer. $8 for a bomber of Dead Guy? Get the fuck out of here, Rogue.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

Well, this will be a black eye on the organization

Adidas has released a statement arguing the hat cannot be racist due to the fact that it is reversible.

“(*N&#^ TGGTV 6GHDGDD91na89”

- Peter Gammons

I’m shutting it down. I’ll never peak higher than this.

“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

Emannnnnnuel, emmmmmanuel - wonderful counselor, lord of life, lord of all!

Is this the one with ‘Tennessee Christmas “? That’s my favorite Amy Grant song even though there’s probably a hundred places I’d rather be for the holidays. And that’s just in the USA.