This was a good read, and a most unexpected one. But it’s only fair that if you do a giant piece on Bronson Arroyo, you now do one on Wily Mo Peña as well.

What if I told you ... that an online sports blog that promises “sports news without access, favor, or discretion” brought down an asshat mayor ...

If I had to guess, all the former players involved made a promise to keep this quiet but Kevin Ware broke it.

Well, did the players at least implement Rick Pitino’s patented 15-second offense?

Thank god for the Penguin bros. If only because they made me look back at the Lakers Bros gif for the first time in a long time.

What’s it like being “that guy”?

That is a girl, Tom.

“See, now here’s a high character guy who is going to be great.”

oh man oh man

OK fine, but, they sure did sock a lotta dingers off those Cardinals!

2003 ALCS Game 7

Your comment is bad and I am starring it so people can see it because it is bad

Public defenders usually have 90-120 clients at any given time. They give a shit, or they wouldn’t be working there. But it’s literally impossible for them to devote this kind of attention to each client. If that pisses you off, you should contact your representatives to allocate more funds and hire more public…

Yes.

Garbage Time is kind of the closest thing we have to a sports version of the Daily Show/Jon Oliver.

Greg Hardy, who was suspended after being accused of violently abusing his then-girlfriend.

I think everyone having to wait around for Warsats while the RNG kept spawning target eliminations soured people quite a bit on what was otherwise a very cool quest.

Burneko, this is right and good and correct and excellent and for a (one can only assume very) temporary period you are not the absolute worst.

I also think that if they could get him to admit guilt to something - anything, that that would keep him from suing the police department in civil court.

For me, it’ll always be this OP’d sumbitch.