I’m not gonna slag anyone whose wife still lets him run his minecart through her Temple of Doom

“I wish I *were* a writer”

Brome

Bryce Harper was born 10/16/92. Kris Bryant was born 1/4/92. Bryce Harper has played 366 more MLB games. Scary.

I hope robots come to your house and eat your face, the gem on your hand has turned red Logan and no one gives a fuck about your generic fucking nostalgia.

“Penetration, first principal of offense.”

CBS could make bank by offering a for charge option to mute Jim Nantz.

I think you’re confusing kotaku for gamefaqs.com or destiny.wikia.com

As a kid I was taught it was polite to eat everything your host puts in front of you. On a family trip to Boston when I was nine, I think, we went to a nice restaurant. The kind of place with great service. I drank a glass of water, and somebody was immediately there to refill it. I dutifully drained it. And it was…

“You don’t have to worry about extended contact with our staff.”

Anyone who buys a beer that pretentious deserves to pay $160.

No time for coin hunting. PRISON OF ELDERS IS SO FUCKING FUN!

Y'know, there's something to be said for people that act as thorns in the side of those who are much more powerful than them. God Bless Bernie Sanders and all the other mid-level political malcontents of the world.

Feminism doesn’t equate to man hating. Some people (on both sides) like to think it does, but, it doesn’t. So you’re not going to be hit over the head with anything that seems preachy or condescending to one gender or the other. Trust me.

McNally and Jastremski are the two minor characters in a Shakespeare play. Judging from their very entertaining texts, they’re the clowns that provide comic relief. They are almost too perfect in the roles they play.

They Hugged! Oh thank god, I was so concerned.

Doesn’t have a team built around him?? What does “having a team built around him” actually mean if Ronaldo DOESNT have one and messi does??

Tom Hardy doesn’t make soulful eye contact with the camera as he takes a long, lusty, and most importantly MAN ONLY shower

Your mum sounds rad as hell. Please thank her for the work she and other women did to make things easier and fairer for my generation.

alot of people forced to live in iowa actually try and blackout so i think it is just a part of the inherent culutre