And then there’s all the cool things our slaves built:

Holy shit! That fucker can jump?

Actually, Drew, there’s no demonstrable evidence that Goodell is a “shit-eating moron”. At most, you could make the claim that it is “more probable than not” that he...

I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

I just hope their Thurman Munson bobbleheads work better than those stupid Lou Gehrig ones they gave out last year. Those broken pieces of shit never stopped shaking.

Hey, Ogre, when did the Alpha Beta house get Wifi?

Brady was just taking some advice from one the greats:

right but like, what can YOU do to enforce labor laws besides leaving internet comments about it? this whole article, and my TLDR version, is explicitly about the systematic structural injustice involved in the salon industry. this type of wordy grandstanding leaves me cold as hell

It’s almost as if both of those narratives are lazy and stupid.

Shut up

Ray Hudson will be calling a doctor in about four hours’ time.

Well we have come to realize the NFL cares more about something if it has balls.

Finest kind. As someone who has battled depression and anxiety (and will continue to do so the rest of my life), fuck this parrot with a hot poker up the ass.

The only time a Trout is a significant upgrade over a Salmon.

Reminder: Josh Hamilton Is Still Out Here Doing Dope, Baseball Things

in an ironic turn of events, the police union is now demanding an “independent prosecutor”

I guess someone hit the Boss Button on his career.

Good to see Mookie doing the right thing.