I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

This eats ass.

This is what passes for a big Miguel Cabrera play nowadays—an infield single made possible by a throwing error, captioned with a patronizing “atta boy.”

Oddly enough all three of them are still being paid by the Mets.

You got here five years ago and you work in tech you arriviste bitch. Let those of us who’ve suffered through decades of the warriors sucking, while living in the region you’re now destroying, at least enjoy the victories without having to hear you whine about your reflection in the mirror.

It is incredibly rich he’s claiming to really understand the fanbase after watching only Curry-era teams. From the Mezzanine Club no less.

since I got to the bay in 2014

Not for nothing, but success spoils anybody’s fans. Especially sustained success with the level of effusive praise the Warriors have gotten for years now.

As I walked out after the buzzer, two people near me called me out for being British.

My co-worker has been a Warriors fan for his whole life (50 years) and is very level-headed and rational about the whole finals so far. It’s so annoying.

All true but let’s be clear: the Wizards would have hung a fucking banner for beating this Warriors team.

I’m sorry you didn’t get to experience 2016 with the rest of us. It was euphoric.

The higher you get the harder the fall

I’d be having a heart attack right now, but they’ve long since killed my heart so I’ll just have to satisfy myself with uncontrollable existential dread

It’s probably even more removed than that honestly. Nike has a vested interest in 1) its partner schools doing well. 2) It’s future endorser getting maximum exposure. It’s not hard to find out who is recruiting whom, so if Nike wanted to direct a player somewhere, it could happen without anyone so much as sending a…

Yeah, that’s like expecting that the mob bills for protection via paper invoices like a local lawn service.

After all these years, an annoying white guy who won’t go away finally gets me to root for Duke.

One person’s “ugly” is just another person’s “slow.” UVA was extremely efficient on offense tonight. Texas Tech had, by KenPom anyway, one of the best defenses of all time. And UVA absolutely crushed them from an efficiency perspective (shooting 47% from the field, 47% from 3 on 24 attempts and 87% from FT). But sure,…

This is the correct take and Jerome noted as much - he got slapped on the stomach by #2 when he makes the behind the back move, but no whistle. Hid DD negates a missed foul call (an egregious miss, at that) that was clearly a foul.