Wow. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?

It’s a whimsical combination of planned spontinaity of the XFL, and the corpoarte fun killing of the NFL. All on the back of a jersey. It wasn’t designed to entertain.

David Freese (He has a friend with a dog named Dave, so when they’re hanging out, he’s Davehuman. “It’s funny to, like, five people,” Freese said.)

It makes no sense, teams seem super cheap unless it’s handing out new contracts to guys who have zero chance at living up to those contracts.

I saw Doc in pinstripes. I saw Darryl in pinstripes. Do you seriously think seeing Jay Bruce in pinstripes can affect this broken Mets heart of mine?

63 Earths can fit in Uranus.

That’s Kluber’s excited face

I don’t believe anybody will watch it. People follow UT because they are alumni, or they grew up in Austin, or they grew up in Norman, OK and hate everybody, or they went to a game one time and got swept up in the crowd. There are hundreds of additional fingers bringing them back to rooting for UT.

Frustrated college athletes across the country are begging their tutors to write a thoughtful rebuttal.

Fair enough, and I usually just joke around on here, but I’m interested to see if a “fuck it whatever” season is the best season this “fuck it whatever” QB has ever had. There’s potential there.

It’s hysterical how the announcer was condemning the entire Dodgers organization, like it was Dave Roberts was signaling the pitcher to hit Siri while Farhan Zaidi nodded his head in approval.

Those benches cleared with all the enthusiasm of a middle school gym class pairing up for the week where they square dance in gym.

criminally under-starred.

You do realize these are quotes right?

When did Skip Bayless get a Kinja account?

He actually did get a call from the HOF but it was dropped

That’s a stretch of a joke, but I’m drunk so I’ll hand it to you.

Is it bad that I always instinctively root for the Yankees in Major League?

It’s gotta be Charlie Sheen right? Wears #99 and just sold his Babe Ruth stuff.