I’ll eat my hat if he makes it one year without getting impeached.

You’re quite an optimist...I give him 4 at the very most!!

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

I am calling it now. Nuclear war within 6 months.

Every time a species goes extinct a oil exec gets their wings.

I guess you haven’t seen these...

“It has never been used for the rehabilitation of species. It’s been used for control of the land,”

Now we at least know Tucker Carlson can sink a layup.

I agree that it’s not an immoral act. I also would state that the inauguration can happen without fanfare or even an audience. It’s perfectly acceptable for him to be sworn in at ceremony at the white house quickly and quietly for there to be a “peaceful transition of power.” So, there’s no real obligation to attend…

She’s there to collect on keeping her mouth shut for the past two years, same as Ivana. Ivana supposedly held out for an Ambassadorship — who knows what Marla asked for.

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

Barron’s got this sad-ass lion to sit on, no need for a swingset.

Don’t be silly.

I wish we could have them forever, but I am deeply grateful that we had them for 8 years.

Trump children don’t play on playgrounds, they compete in the stock market in their spare time, and he with the most winnings gains a few moments to chat about business prospects and a small business start-up loan from the patriarch as a prize.

The White House is no longer an acceptable place for children given who its future resident will be.

Also, the Obamas had offered to leave the playground at the White House for, you know, Trump’s ten-year-old kid and bunch of grandkids... and he said no.

As a gay man, this concerns me. What if my body figures out how to somehow have a baby?

That’s the joke.