This is me every day.

Yes. But they were voting for a man, a WHITE man, so they didn’t give a fuck because he is one of them.

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.

Not enough gold plating on those Imperial troopers. Sad!

December 19, 2016

Agreed. Nothing he says at these makes me nearly as angry as the fact that he’s going on a medieval-style Grand Progress instead of, idk, getting ready to do the job he’s just been elected to do. Bragging over any actual work, I guess.

The problem is less what he says at these stupid fucking rallies than the fact that he’s having them at all.

A blatant racist fascist xenophobe Russian agent is about to become POTUS and no one cares. Please electors, do the right thing and vote for Hillary!

Southwest is pretty relaxed and chill. This sounds like something one of the pilots would do. Very #onbrand.

As a native of Michigan, I was unaware that we also had a Kansas City or that it had an airport.

sigh. this is so depressing.

So, are we taking bets on what happens next? I’m in a particularly bad and pessimistic mood today, so I’ve got $30 that says this will ultimately change nothing and we have four years of Orange Is The Color Of Rage And Despair to look forward to.

Not only that, those look like mustache extensions. What a poser.

2. “I’ve made a huge mistake. For the sake of our country, I am ceding this election to Hillary Clinton. Sorry for wasting your time everyone.”

I think I’d act like I was going to shake his hand and then do the “pull away at the last second and run hand through hair” while saying something about not shaking hands with nazis.

I’ve been thinking, in general, about the average people who get to meet the president. Usually it’s an honor, and is because you either did something cool or something terrible happened. I cannot imagine it being an honor to meet Trump, and I would be really pissed if my chance to meet a president happened and it…

3 am Saturday Morning.

Start rooting for the apes? I have been for a while.