That’s 11 in Canadian dollars.

My mood regarding our current state of affairs has gone from depression and anger to a near constant state of laughter. Everything is terrible and apparently hilarious.

Yep, honestly, that’s where I am. He actually seems to try to think sometimes? This is where we are now in America. Praising an appointee because he may not be inherently evil and may try to think.

Wait, you buy things...?

I think they should consider me for Secretary of State. I haven’t actually been out of the country, but I did have a passport (it expired, sad!). I have also watched a number of TV shows and movies set in other countries. I also learned German in high school (I’ve forgotten most of it).

We’re fucked.

Pretty sure that if you, at some point, have felicitated Donald Trump, you’re in strong running for a cabinet position.

I use money to buy things. Can I run a bank do you think?

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

It seems the only qualifications to be considered for a Donald Trump cabinet is the nominee “must have done something somewhere else at some point. And also, Goldman Sachs.”

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. We’re all gonna be homeless while millions of corporate-owned homes across the country will stand empty with rents that no one can afford to pay. That’s those of us that even survive this administration, anyway.

His lack of impulse control is both astonishing and terrifying. And I disagree that the China situation is the goddamn worst. I’m afraid we haven’t seen anything yet.

Four months. Or four days, please God.

He’s like a fucking toddler that demands a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch and by the time it’s made he doesn’t want it anymore and has run off to eat dirt.

Because if there’s anything that should be a “surprise”, it’s our relationship with one of the most powerful countries in the world, and one of our most important trade partners.

I mean, remember he told us he couldn’t tell us his plans for ISIS because that would be giving it away? Or when he said that he’d “see” if he’d accept the results of the election?

YES. The vet groups that showed up are fucking amazing.

This proves that activism; especially by badass tribal members, women, queer folks, PoC, etc.; fucking works. This is amazing news and I’m elated. But: we can’t get complacent. We still have to keep fighting. Keep donating to conservation charities. Keep calling your representatives. Keep being loud. Keep up the good…

So, Austria rejected a far-right candidate and DAPL is stopped. It’s a good day! Let’s hope the results of the Italian referendum continue the pattern...and that this is a turning point after this no-good shitty year! (Louisiana senate seat; recounts and/or faithless electors, pleaseohplease!)

It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.