“The crooked media won’t pan the cameras! No, wait, don’t pan the cameras, you crooked media types!”

I saw that surprisingly small group in the long shots. How bigly sad.

And frankly, I’m sick of people blaming Trump’s win on ‘poor disaffected whites’ -- white people of every stripe, educational level and financial status voted for him in droves.

but but...white working class people! we need to help them get their non-existent factory jobs back!

So he’s treating the President of the United States like a gym teacher treats a fat kid?

“As things trickle down...” that guy should look up where we get that saying from.

His “thank you” tour just turns my stomach. Focus on learning the basics of government, because you skipped 8th grade social studies, instead of basking in an echo chamber.

But, but, but........emails!

AND THE WATER FOUNTAINS WILL BE CHOCOLATE & STRAWBERRY MILK! Totes legit.

On the one hand, I do feel a smidge of pity for some of these people. On the other, fuck them. I’m a poor white person who needs change too, but I’m also neither a bigot nor a fucking idiot so I’m really over the “poor white people just wanted change!” narrative. It feels patronizing and infantalizing. The only people…

Bob, you fucking moron.

I guess they believe if you chant “lock her up” long enough she will be jailed? Same goes for “drain the swamp” and “build the wall” I guess?

My favourite is the one who somehow thought Trump would solve the wage gap?! Even if you buy into his “I love women. Women are tremendous” bullshit, was I asleep when he acknowledged the wage gap?

Yes, they can!

It’s Trump, the most famous “con-artist” in the world. And his biggest con still fooled millions. Sad.

I, for one, am shocked, shocked to find that Trump is a lying con man. Nobody could possibly have known.

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

I laughed. For twenty fucking minutes. Here I thought I’d have to watch people slowly hustled into camps and eventually ovens over the course of a two-term Herr Asshat presidency as he put ever more militant and vicious racists into positions of power to accomplish his grand design - which he probably thinks is a…

Because as much as he doesn’t want the work and responsibilities of being president, it’s even more important to him that he won. The recount could undermine him being a winner, whereas being “jobbed” by the “corrupt” electoral college gives him a convenient out.