It’s like Trump is trying to force Obama to cancel the elections and give himself a third term. Wait, the elections already happened? Maybe Obama can refuse to leave the premises?

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

I laughed. For twenty fucking minutes. Here I thought I’d have to watch people slowly hustled into camps and eventually ovens over the course of a two-term Herr Asshat presidency as he put ever more militant and vicious racists into positions of power to accomplish his grand design - which he probably thinks is a…

Because as much as he doesn’t want the work and responsibilities of being president, it’s even more important to him that he won. The recount could undermine him being a winner, whereas being “jobbed” by the “corrupt” electoral college gives him a convenient out.

If only there would have been a candidate on the ballot with experience in international diplomacy and the wherewithal to not answer every phone call in an effort to boost their own ego...

This is really fucking bad. Jesus christ. There are no limits to his ignorance and buffoonery, and we are in for a long, bumpy road. Poor Obama. You know he is going to have to fix this mess and you know he is PISSED.

You know, I thought I’d raise my baby girl under the first female president the U.S. has ever had; I definitely did not think I’d raise her in a barren nuclear wasteland created by the LAST president the U.S. ever had...

The prepper people with stockpiles of food are quickly starting to look reasonable. But then, it was a self-fulfilling prophesy with them, because they’re the sort of people who voted Trump in. Some people will do anything to be right.

You are wise and rational. Trump is not.

I guarantee you the reaction of the typical Trump supporter to the news that Trump insulted China is, “Fuck China! (And lock her up!)“

We broke the congress phone system making calls to the house oversight committee (chaired by Chaffetz) asking them - demanding them - to investigate his finances and his conflicts of interest. Chaffetz - who wants to start a new investigation into Hillary’s emails - has said that he wants to give Drumpf a chance and…

Many of his fans thought his campaign bluster was just a brilliant act and that, underneath, he was a sober and intelligent man. (Although SOME of them just LOVE this stuff, and they voted him in because they want to keep on watching the circus act.)

Yes. We are terrified down here. It was a laugh at first, but now it’s like watching your sister marry her abuser who promptly starts punching your neighbors.

Not even Ronald Fucking Reagan broke that agreement to not officially contact Taiwan. And I don’t let Trump off the hook for this because he doesn’t have “Asia” experience on his team yet. Even I know that that’s completely against current US diplomatic policy.

HE HAS BEEN REFUSING DAILY INTELLIGENCE BRIEFINGS AND NEVER TELLS ANYBODY ABOUT THESE CALLS BEFOREHAND!

It almost feels like he’s trying to do anything he can to somehow get the electoral college not to officially vote him in. Seriously.

Ok Obama! Time to drop the whole ‘go high instead of low’ schtick. Start screaming at the electoral college that if they don’t intervene WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.

I just bet that China is publicly furious over this, but secretly delighted that the US is going to completely dissolve under this imbecile’s incompetence and arrogance. I bet Putin is happy, I bet North Korea is happy, I bet our allies are terrified.

Remember how bad it was that Cheney made $$$ off of the war in Iraq? I have a feeling Trump’s going to be 10000000000x worse.

I think this is the universe telling me it is time to try meth.