I still literally cannot believe this man is our next president.

And all of it will be blamed on the Clintons.

What the hell is happening, even. This is either the beginning of the end times, or we’ll soon see some regression to the mean and 2017 will be dope as hell. Somehow. Ugh, it’s not looking likely, though.

Just what 2016 was missing! A GIANT FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

2016 in the darkest timeline

It feels more and more like every attack on her was really a projection of what he really is.

2 years before they get placed, no choice in where they are placed (and with the US only taking 10k, odds are against them getting placed in the US), and vetted like you wouldn’t believe.

He surrounds himself with the devastatingly incompetent, the homicidally bigoted, people celebrated by literal Nazis, he lost the popular vote, he runs crying to mommy at the slightest rebuke from anyone, continues to conduct business while receiving top secret briefings, wants to wipe out overtime pay laws, has his…

Noted white nationalist for Chief Strategist (Steven Bannon)

He’ll be briefed on some crazy shit like aliens

One of the more better takes I’ve heard on the election was a historian on NPR the other day who said, basically, “Stop infantalizing Trump voters. They’re not children. They didn’t vote for a wolf in sheep’s clothing. They knew exactly what he was and had a pretty good idea of what he was going to do. They just…

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The first time Trump gets into a snit with the CIA/FBI, etc., those state secrets will be all over Twitter by 3 am.

I used to be a compassionate person, but now all I hope for is those small-town Trump supporters get everything they deserve/voted for; health care benefits cut/taken away, tax increases because that wall isn’t going to pay for itself and the job creators can’t be expected to give up their tax cuts, and the…

I really hope everyone is running around behind the scenes to figure out how to undo this whole thing.

I wouldn’t get too excited about that. If Sessions becomes AG, hide your weed.

trying to keep my kid on the side of non violence about politics is very hard for me right now. she’s 8 and wants to punch trump in the face. Now she always adds “with words” after she says something violent. Her own little trumpian loophole...”i’m technically allowed to say that”!

But...but...he promised that the coal jobs would come back! Surely that can’t be a complete load of bullshit, right?

A very, very bigly number.

My violent emotions and impulses have never been more in danger of being unleashed. There was never a better time for more pot legalization.

You guys, I’m a little worried that Trump’s business dealings in foreign countries full of brown people aren’t going to fix the economic anxieties of his supporters.