One of the more better takes I’ve heard on the election was a historian on NPR the other day who said, basically, “Stop infantalizing Trump voters. They’re not children. They didn’t vote for a wolf in sheep’s clothing. They knew exactly what he was and had a pretty good idea of what he was going to do. They just…

I used to be a compassionate person, but now all I hope for is those small-town Trump supporters get everything they deserve/voted for; health care benefits cut/taken away, tax increases because that wall isn’t going to pay for itself and the job creators can’t be expected to give up their tax cuts, and the…

I really hope everyone is running around behind the scenes to figure out how to undo this whole thing.

I wouldn’t get too excited about that. If Sessions becomes AG, hide your weed.

That’s been the Republican M.O. my entire life. Accuse the Democrats (usually falsely) of doing what they are doing. Prime example: Newt leading the charge to impeach Clinton for having an affair while he was himself having an affair.

Wait, you meant “libtard,” right?

trying to keep my kid on the side of non violence about politics is very hard for me right now. she’s 8 and wants to punch trump in the face. Now she always adds “with words” after she says something violent. Her own little trumpian loophole...”i’m technically allowed to say that”!

As a resident of NJ, the answer is no. Last year when he was on his FAILED (lol) campaign, we had a frigging blizzard here. When asked by reporters why he didn’t come back to, you know, govern the state he snidely responded, “What am I supposed to do, shovel snow?”

I still love, in an evil bitch sorta way, that all Chris Christie really wants in life is to be friends with Bruce Springsteen and ol’ Bruce basically said “nah.”

But...but...he promised that the coal jobs would come back! Surely that can’t be a complete load of bullshit, right?

Yeah, I had to permanently delete my Facebook account. When it comes to knowing which of my very mild acquaintances that I haven’t seen in 20 years are incredibly stupid and/or racist, ignorance is a hot cup of bliss.

A very, very bigly number.

We sure did avert a disaster, huh? Who knows what she could have done with her emails in office, right? Whew!

My violent emotions and impulses have never been more in danger of being unleashed. There was never a better time for more pot legalization.

“Cognitive dissonance”? Save your elitist words and concepts for your safe space, librul. I’m too economically anxious to deal with you right now. I’m waiting for Trump to open up the coal mine again and give me my job back.

(/s, obviously)

It was a gut punch to realize how many family and friends I had on fb who are clearly too fucking stupid to breathe. They were/are the ones sharing and investing in all of the fake news stories as if they were the gospel.

I kind of want to punch that dude in the face. What is happening to me? I used to be non-violent.

I rest easy at night, knowing that the right server is being used. All is well with the world.

You guys, I’m a little worried that Trump’s business dealings in foreign countries full of brown people aren’t going to fix the economic anxieties of his supporters.

well at the very least, he didn’t use the wrong email instead of the right email, so.