The Trump brand is shit, Ivanka’s reputation is shit.

Jesus this is depressing

Is this the elephant tail cutter offer? Because if it is I’ll slap him too with a baseball bat.

“Because let’s be real, if any of them tried to walk away from him, he’d spend whatever it took to ruin their lives. Because he’s a vengeful prick.”

Well I hope its some small consolation that if Republican Congressmen successfully use an executive branch investigative department to disseminate damaging information to sway an election- well, we aren’t a free country anymore. So technically we’d be handing the nuclear codes over to a bat shit crazy dictator.   

This is legitimately the first time I’ve been afraid during this entire thunderfuck of an election season. I’ve been so confident in the American people and the electoral process that I truly was not afraid of Trump possibly winning. Now Anthony Weiner’s dick and an asshole with a vendetta might be the reason a cheeto…

In happier news, a woman who was born prior to women being allowed to vote just cast her ballot for Hillary Clinton. It’s pretty incredible to think all that this woman has seen in her lifetime and that she is alive today to not only vote but for the first female presidential candidate.

With the way the rest of 2016 has gone, I think its about damn time Meteor gave us the health care plan we’re all need.

No kidding. Did you ever have just a shit day then whack your head or something and think “GOOD! I don’t even care! Let more shit happen!” I feel like 2016 is my bad day. I’m just not sure if this FBI nonsense is the head whack. More likely it’ll be Trump getting elected.

My advice is to vote as soon as you can. These are legitimately unsafe times for our Democracy. The FBI is LITERALLY in the tank for Donald Trump. Think upon that for a moment and then go and VOTE.

I think on some level, many people don’t believe Hillary Clinton would be running the country. They think Bill Clinton would be running the country and Hillary would be his mouthpiece, because Hillary doesn’t have a penis, and whoever heard of someone without a penis running things?

I’ve been obsessively checking Five Thirty Eight for a few weeks now and watching the gap close in their election forecast. All I can think about is how I was assured by British friends that “the Brexit won’t pass, we’re not worried” and those same friends are telling me now “Stop worrying, there’s nothing to worry…

As somebody not around for most of the worst things we’ve done, I kind of feel it unfair that we get smited when I’m around to see it.

I feel like 2016 is America’s punishment for the myriad of bad things we’ve done in the past. We have been smited.

First off, those are not Indians. Secondly, maybe you should read a history book. Dick.

As a whole, probably nothing. But then you fall down the rabbit hole. You don’t care about this, why should we care about anything? Then you wind up with someone taking a picture of Obama to a game with a noose around his neck. It’s being labelled as “PC” by “the right,” but it boils down to common respect and…

Major Correction: They did not announce that they found more of Clinton’s emails. All they found was emails SENT by Huma Abedin, possibly to Clinton (at her State address, not to her private server), maybe, on Abedin’s laptop (which they have had for five weeks), the number of which is unknown and which may all be…

Yes, I think something really fucked up and sure, "evil" happened. I don't know what. Yes, everyone had the same encounter and all of us have pretty vivid memories about the entire experience. I don't know what happened with the truck being ID'd. I was a kid and don't remember much about Cousin and my grandmother…