jeez louise, flying over the ocean at only 3500 ft? I’d be more concerned about that.

well don’t lump him as gay just because Amy Schumer

under investigation but *oops* they never found anything.

this was my favorite back in the day.

The saddest takeaway from this whole article, for me, is the realization that I’m actually a few months older than him.

Yea I was having the same question. Thought I was in deja-vu land for a second. I dare say even some of the comments looked the same as I read before so it doubly fucked me up

This literally just happened to me on Monday. Not sure if it counts (since it wasn't really an IM conversation) but it's something I've read about people doing and I always thought I'd make such a stupid mistake. Alas, here I am.

Fun Fact: I use the iPad charger and put my phone on Airplane mode while charging and that bitch charges super-quick

Fun Fact: I use the iPad charger and put my phone on Airplane mode while charging and that bitch charges super-quick

maybe to me (a white guy). Hell, they don't scare me one bit.

I fly well over 100K mi/yr. I recline as soon as possible. So there goes that theory

ya know, I have nothing interesting in my email. Have at it. If they use my banking, I'll know immediately, I have alerts that let me know any transaction over $100. Wanna read my Facebook? Have fun. Order something on ebay or Amazon? Instant notification on that, too. So I'm not gonna f'ing panic every time I read…

Only so we have something to talk about over brunch later:

haha. Yes. I started to read the reddit from the chick (linked in his story) who met her biological dad after 20 some years and started a romantic relationship with him and then decided I was going on a path that would lead me nowhere. Thus, I shall cancel the internetz tomorrow after I bathe in some clorox.

not pleased that I just lost 45 minutes scrolling through that damn reddit topic. I'm surprised this guy and his mom haven't been dox'd yet, but I think having a visual to go along with the sordid sex tryst would ruin it anyway. Right now I can just imagine they are fluffy cartoon characters in a cotton candy house.

Edited for stupidity

did, um, you read what ItlnStln even wrote?

This is why I now live in NYC. I'm just glad the 11 yrs I spent in L.A. didn't damage my cerebral functions permanently.

Awesome! You nailed Tampa on the head (the land of $30,000/yr millionaires) The douchery overfloweth there. I did my time in Hyde Park and still get shocked when I go back and everyone is doing the same thing, wearing the same clothes, but with bigger/flashier cars they can't afford.

um, actually, no, I don't get it.

brb. googling "pebble"