You cannot be serious!

Shameful. Just another Puig showboating on the baseball field.

clearly a foot fault

I’ll drink to that. 

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

I eagerly await this true patriot being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in the very near future. 

This guy clearly violated the terms of parole and they let him out without bail?  At the very least this should trigger a new sentence hearing for his prior offense.

I know people wanted more from this game, especailly since Arc Sys was involved. But we all knew what this was, an unbalanced 3D anime arena fighter.

That isnt to say you couldnt want more, but it is a little strange to see people expecting Super Dragon Ball Z when its clearly going for Ultimate Ninja Storm.

Hey, remember that time Deadspin said the men’s team doesn’t support the women’s team?

Personally, I wanted a penalty box and short handed situations.

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

Yeah, especially Mets fans that come to games in Philly. ARGH!

That’s okay, she can certainly do better so she’s coming out ahead in this situation.

What’s worse is that there’s probably a perfectly lovely girl he knows who’d put up with his shit and love him, except he thinks he can do better.

I once accidentally red carded a kid in a youth soccer game. Grabbed the wrong card and knew my mistake as soon as I saw his eyes light up. I said my bad showed everyone the right card and we had a laugh. MLB umpires (Jim Joyce possibly excluded) have never once made a mistake so this couldn’t happen.

People keep asking why baseball isn't popular and no one ever says "watching grown adults hurl baseballs at someone for staring slightly too long at a home run is fucking stupid and confusing". How about legislating that shit out of the game? 

especially the catchers, who suddenly have to improve on an athletic skillset that will only really be needed in this specific league.

Well I like it!

I want him to stick in the league so he can try this on someone like Chris Paul, on a day when he’s REALLY feeling that OKC angst... just to see who dies. Hint: It will be Grayson Allen