Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

You think that’s bad, Adam Gates lied to us and said Darnold was starting for the Jets and not the Pats.

Fantasy football has very little to do with skill and a lot to do with luck.

Those guys are all classic desperation fantasy waiver wire pickups when your first four options are all dead by Week 14.

It is a sport, like any sport, where there is risks and rewards. You could say the same thing of gymnastics,  did you see the girl who broke both legs on the floor exercise?, or football, or soccer, or ice skating, even cycling, diving, tennis. All sports, anything that involves physical activity can lead to injury or…

So will this magic work on hairlines, asking for a me

He also helped pave the way for the current president, by lowering that bar.

I got flamed to hell and back on Splinter for saying this, but I’ll say it here too, because what the hell. George W. Bush was a profoundly awful president, both in terms of domestic and foreign policy. He was, without question, a criminal of great magnitude. He was not, however, aspiring to become the dictator of a…

All this science is hurting the mystique, though. When I miraculously avoided a scheduled lumbar fusion this past winter at the very last minute, I loved to crow about how it was because I was basically a fat, dissolute Wolverine, not because of RNA blah blah blah. Don’t take this away from me, Dvorsky.

“See, some of them are good people.”

Dash midfielder Sofia Huerta appeared to be groped by a fan

It would be a teeny tiny first step if Braves fans did literally any other chant / cheer, or if the PA prompted them to do anything else, at any point during a game.

And if he didn’t bitch about his opponent celebrating after completely wrecking his offering, I’d say it’s fine and everybody can just do their thing.

More to the point, I think respect and sportsmanship are important, but getting pissy about it if you don’t get the amount of respect YOU think you deserve is just as immature, if not more so. It’s like the boss who has to constantly remind everyone that he should be respected, which means he really deserves none.

I mean, if Acuna had pointed at Martinez and done the D-X crotch chop towards him, you might have a point. Taking an extra couple of seconds to admire the fact that you just hit a baseball halfway to the moon doesn’t exactly qualify as poor sportsmanship in my book.

Had Acuña run out of the box on his hit and gotten the double, the Ozzie Albies grounder would’ve moved him to third, and it’s unlikely the Donaldson liner would’ve caught him in the lurch like it did at second.

they should probably start the layoffs with their fucking HR department, because they sound hideous. 

This happened to me a few times, then she reminded me of our wedding anniversary.

Okay, so the videos are in Italian. As someone who took French in high school (which is very close to Italian), I can tell you that the umpire is not saying “I like to play sports with my brother” or “I would like to go to the store.”

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.