Gruden just wants to tear it down & rebuild completely. He still gets shit for winning with Dungy’s players in TB & he’s sick of it. Like any psycopathic coach, he wants all the credit and he’ll do everything to ensure that he’s never in a position to win a SB with the Raidersnext time he wins, he gets full credit.

No, these things are important and we need to rush to fill vacancies on the court as fast as possible. Just ask Supreme Court Justice Merrick Garland.

They didn’t choose frat life, the frat life chose them.

If only those kids had good fathers in the home and didn't listen to that violent country music!

Hazing: gang initiation for rich white kids.

Padding his Supreme Court resume

and called the situation “a learning experience.”

He’s a kicker, not a punter.

It’s all good. Time for Daniel Carlson to take the next step and become a frequent Deadspin commenter.

There was some finality to the gruesome Orton-Hardy match, or gruesome by modern WWE standards. But the main event missing a payoff should be a problem. It’s been moving this way for years, and it seems that WWE creative is no longer about setting up the match...it’s about setting up the next match. So, almost nothing…

Remember, it’s Cam. For some reason the NFL doesn’t care if he lives or dies. I’m just shocked they actually threw the flag there.

To recap: officers not fired for unwarranted use of force. One officer ceremoniously (justifiably) fired for shitty social media.

I don’t know why everyone is acting like this is a contradictory statement. He’s saying that regardless of whether or not you think Serena behaved poorly, the umpire failed at his job. This leaves us the options that: a) he failed at his job AND Serena was wrong in her response, or b) he failed at his job AND Serena…

The umpire failed miserably, and Serena also is at fault for reacting poorly. I genuinely don’t understand why that is so hard to comprehend.

Yeah, that’s a pretty disingenuous reading of that. I think the ref failed miserably, and I also think Serena reacted poorly and contributed to the bad scene. Nowhere did I place all the blame on Ramos, but thanks for operating in good faith.

Is Adrian Beltre the nicest angry man or the angriest nice man?

I’ve tried saying the same thing about my penis, with mixed results.

But he doesn’t anymore. That location has closed so they don’t pay him a lot of rent.

Wait....what??