A good piece, as always, David.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

Eh, “ungrateful” is what people say now that most people have figured out that “thug” is code for n——r.

Dale Hansen is a goddamn treasure and should run for senate or president or some shit.

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

MLB deleted the tweet when thousands of angry fans wrote in to tell them that Spider-Man is not Japanese.

It's funny because the average American can’t tell teams from the AL West apart.

Keith Byars! Let’s remember some guys.

The kitty’s name should be Pepper, in honor of Pepper Johnson.

One of these days a position player will suck it up and just bunt

feed her to a bear

Get a load of this guy!

Listen, when you work for the Mariners, you have to expect a little seamen. 

Come on, ladies. It’s basic playground etiquette. When a guy goes studs up and shreds your ACL, it means he likes you. Duh.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

This is easily the 16th or 17th most disappointing thing I’ve read about Michigan State this summer.

I split time for work between Tokyo and the US, but the attitude of cops is one thing that is profoundly different between the US and Japan. In Japan, there are no public intoxication laws, so shockingly, cops’ jobs are to make sure drunk people are safe.

#noonecares #abouthashtags #blessed

Attach Dana White’s name to an unscrupulous rumor and I will believe it. Go ahead, try me.

If this was an attempt at fixing the game, it was the most obvious fix of all time.