100% agree with this. I never have looked at a carton of almond, coconut, cashew, etc milk and seriously wondered “How do they milk the nuts?”

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

A guy who’s gonna call the cops on a hard screen is definitely going to complain loudly to the gym manager if the clerk doesn’t do what he asks. Not worth it for an $11-an-hour employee to get yelled at by her boss when she can just roll her eyes, do what he wants, and then laugh when the cop shows up.

I guess the guy figured if he was gonna be a pussy about a tough foul, he might as well go full pussy and get a clerk to do his dirty work for him. I mean at that point his pride, self-worth and dignity were already gone, so what did he have to lose?

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

Remember this the next time someone complains about how players need to learn a thing or two about loyalty.

Not going to win in the “we’re not a bunch of self-interested pricks” category with that letterhead. The “THE” is the Grayson Allen of college identifiers. You see it and you just want to punch it in the nose.

I would totally eat a bowl of Cookie Crisp out of that trophy.

It’s #2 - the fans love him and Vegas needs to do something to build up fan loyalty. If that team goes into the toilet there are no fond memories to keep fans around. I think it’s a good business decision to be the anti-Marlins and actually keep good players around after you’ve had success instead of shipping them off…

So, here’s the thing about using etymological evolution as a defense for present use of an offensive term:

Yes, all of the profane words in the English language at one point or another had a polite, socially acceptable use. Many of the offensive terms (though not all of them, obviously) did as well.

These terms came to…

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

Let me remind everyone that this is not censorship. Censorship implies that the government has banned the episode in question. This is not the case as its still possible to stream the subbed version of the episode. No, what has happened was that the distributor to the Pokemon anime has decided not to localize this…

In fairness, Allen did put both his hands up in the air, which is the universal sign for “I didn’t do anything! No, I sure didn’t. I was just minding my own business. Why are you even looking at me like that? You’re making me feel like I did something wrong! Hey, I’m the victim here!” So it seems open and shut that…

Glitch run “World Records” why not just use a Game Genie if your gonna exploit. “I have a world record standing jump, i had to use a trampoline sure but it’s still a world record.” Sorry i know these guys put in alot of time and skill into these runs, but i still believe there should be no glitches allowed in speed…

To accurately use any kind of ruler you should start at the 1" mark and subtract an inch from the total. Unless it has a gap between the end and the 0" mark.

Wow. You have no idea how to use a tape measure. In your pig measurement, you started at the 1" mark...not the hook end of the tape measure.

The hook moves back-and-forth, depending on what you’re measuring, so if you have a tolerance of 1/16" or 1/32", you absolutely start with the 1" mark and deduct 1" from the measurement.

I used to tip my Starbucks barista because they knew my name and treated me like a regular. Then I started going to a different Starbucks because reasons; the barista started trying to remember my name after a few visits and then I realized that it’s probably part of the job, so nothing special was happening and…

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These are bold words coming from a man who looks like Stuart Little was cast in Entourage