“Hey, it happens more than you’d think.”

Also how is someone “accidentally bitten”?  

I know this doesn’t have as much application in the NBA, largely in part to a dearth of Latinx players in that sport, but you would think other minorities would be more outspoken with their black counterparts. Baseball is itself lacking in the social activism department, but the point still stands that things tend to…

It’s the Donald Trump of foods: A slurry of old asshole on the inside and an unhealthy day-glo nightmare on the outside.

Going to Getty Images for sexy pictures is the modern descendent of the Sears catalog underwear section.

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

By the time you get to the 7th tie breaker it’s always going to be pretty arbitrary and dumb.

Counterpoint: an indicator based on play on the field is always better than drawing lots. Sure cards can be somewhat arbitrary, but the game itself is often pretty damn arbitrary.

He wasn’t suspended for the pretend wank. He was suspended for the pretend drinking-his-own-semen.

C'mon can't a man show some solidarity for the changes in the WTA seeding rules.

Grayson Allen was about the most Utah pick they could have possibly made. He is inextricably “scrappy” and “white.”

Adam Silver looking like your actuary neighbor who won an Amex fan experience contest.

Obligatory:

Your job should enable you to do the things you love, it doesn’t need to be and probably won’t be the thing.

My life has been defined by inaction which probably explains why I have so much regret. I really don’t know what my ideal self is. I haven’t had any goals for a long time. I’ve often thought of my life as like being at a really boring movie and the only reason I’m still watching it is I can’t think of anything better…

Wow, I haven’t seen a thai fighter destroyed that badly since Blue Harvest!

I’m mostly offended that Ed thinks he is an RFA. You got fired....you’re clearly an Unrestricted Free Agent. Maybe if you understood simple free agency terms you would still have a job.

Amazing how these salty old chuds like Werder find a way to level blame for their career short-comings at the still very much (relatively) small number of women working in their business. The other day the stump the schwab guy took a few shots at Katie Nolan in a tweet griping about how was let go from ESPN. Despite…