in the span of 24 hours, he retweeted Sebastian Gorka, Donald Trump, and Jim Rome.

Verdict?? LOLZ you have to have a trial to have one of those.

I can only think of Jon Heder, personally.

Punk is not a world class mixed martial artist, but he’s still a world class athlete. You may not like wrestling personally, but you have to be an incredible athlete to do what pro wrestlers do.

The second biggest cup of her life.

Again, it’s a serious sport...except when it’s not. Just like all of them. It’s why baseballs are somehow “more aerodynamic,” despite the fact that many purists love 2-1 pitchers’ duels. It’s why the NFL has the game slanted so heavily in favor of offensive players that. It’s why the three pointer was instituted in…

Man, I can’t wait for that CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Shinsuke Nakamura vs. AJ Styles Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 35 that will somehow inexplicably go on before the Lesnar vs. Reigns III main event.

“Anyway, the Jackson-Punk fight was inexplicably given a spot on UFC 225's pay per view card, ahead of actually good bouts featuring contenders like Curtis Blaydes and Claudia Gadelha.”

Dangit, now I’m judgmental about shirt collars. Good job, Colangelo.

I understand that cities are dumb when it comes to dealing with NFL teams, but in what world does it make sense that stadiums get financed mostly through public funding, and then the NFL teams get to charge people to use their free stadium? For god’s sake, stop funneling money into these stupid teams and realize that…

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

If Dr. Amann never sued Punk/Cabana no one but those deepest inside the wrestling bubble would know who he was, not to mention he’s out his own legal fees (as are Punk and Cabana of course).  Then again, if WWE was the Peter Thiel to his Hulk Hogan he doesn’t have to worry about the latter.

“Sometimes breaking old practice habits of these players, especially rookies, takes more repetitions.”

I forget where I recently heard this - but apparently helmet stripes also have a utilitarian purpose. It allows coaches reviewing film (I’m assuming from an all 22 type angle) to see which way a player is facing - as the stripe stops at the face mask.

Why *should* it be Valve’s responsibility to decide what people are not allowed to play?

This is just another example of Valve punting away all responsibility.

This is just another example of Valve punting away all responsibility.

Tomorrow. At the latest.

Karma is simply another myth that humans use to explain away the random and often capricious cruelty of life.

Car don’t lie.