Keeping your keys in car is a smart move. Nothing kills a party like some bartender confiscating them because youve had like 15 drinks or whatever

I also want to say that the real story is the lack of due diligence when compared with the kind of due diligence that nfl teams force the prospective draftees to undergo, especially when the questions and their answers often no bearing on whether or not an athlete will be successful in the nfl and are invasive for the…

I never understood hazing. “Oh, you want to be part of our team? Let us be tremendous assholes to you for a while and then you can join.” I can see, like, making the freshman carry the water or some shit, fine.

*Cup final. Only Bernie Parent has taken the Flyers to a Cup.

It was a Boucher / Leighton tandem... and Leighton let in the softy that let the Hawks have the Cup. So there is that.

“I’ve caught myself in my own zipper more than any doctor on Earth!”

Step 1: Click the little triangle that lets you minimize Twitch chat and gives you a larger viewing area.

“LET’S GET READY TO MAKE SEXUAL ABUSE ABUSE ALLEGATIONS WITHOUT CONTEXT, REFERENCES OR PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF”

I was demoted because I was white & I made too much.

Yes, Nassar was on our payroll. Yes, he used our facilities. Yes, our bureaucracy helped cover up his systematic abuse of girls (meaning not yet women). But they were all in middle school, so they weren’t student athletes.

It’ll be hard for the NCAA to argue, since its entire business model is based on fucking the student-athletes.

Even if thoroughly reviewing that sees Wilson make contact with the shoulder first, the launch up will get him, on top of this being the second game straight something like this has occurred.

The Innes/Spike/Tank trio were actually fairly entertaining for the few months they were together on WIP, at least for someone stuck in a car for nearly two hours a day. I especially enjoyed when an old fogie called in just to complain that they weren’t talking enough about sports (this was back when all Philly sports…

I disagree. NBC Sports does a fantastic job covering IndyCar. I bet they’ll put together a good team for IMSA.

Whatever the fuck gets more Pete Dunne and Tyler Bate on TV

Does no one use lists anymore? It’s like an RSS feed for your Twitter.

Well, 35 years ago he wasn’t using Mame (it’s as old as ‘97, 21 years).
This is more akin to a baseball player, in his prime, getting into the guiness book of world records while young and clean. Then, later in his career, trying to chase down better records & getting caught using steroids to cheat. While the original…

Yep, it’s also the perfect name for a crappy Ford dealership with terrible local commercials.

Suddenly I’m flooded with fond memories of using the Lynx browser to read news before the sites got so god-damn cluttered 20 years ago.

Because auto-play videos are annoying, and you don’t need the pictures for most news stories, and scrolling past ads and pictures just slows me down. I’d rather have a faster, more condensed read, than deal with ads, videos, pictures and scrolling. Can I live without it? Absolutely. But since it exists, I’m gonna make…