The 16 year old is being a dumb 21 year old, the 14 year old is fucking awful.

And here we go again.

Countdown to the following:

1.) “Well, Black people use the word all the time, so we should be able to use it too! Either everyone can use it, or no one can!” —If you actually need linguistic reclamation explained to you, ask, and I’ll be happy to provide a calm, respectful description of how it…

You mean Super Bowl LII Champions Eagles fans suck.

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

I bet after ball #4, Sergio was thinking about screaming “Dilly Dilly” so security would come and escort him off the course.

“God, these people disgust me with their sexism and backward traditions.”

Even Twitter knows what “Putting on the big Princess Peach Head” means if you know what I mean.

It’s like they WANT no one to watch.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

After years of bogus Eastern Conference playoffs that served more as an extended recharge period for LeBron and whoever he was bringing along this year, they’re actually looking really fun for once. Philly’s spicy, Toronto is better than they’ve ever been, the Cavs are weird and beatable, Milwaukee at least has…

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

Everybody connected with the team and the school should be proud.

UMBC played great tonight, but the exhaustion showed. Their play makers who seemed to score with East Friday night were coming up short. They managed to stay in the game and play great defense, but just couldn’t muster the energy to keep up the offense.

There seemed to be a lot of “serious basketball people” on Twitter really pleased to see UMBC get “exposed.” It must be strange to hate fun.

I still don’t understand why golf and tennis require absolute silence. I’m sure it’d be a lot easier for a major leaguer to drill a 98mph fastball into the upper deck without 60,000 screaming maniacs.

Well, I guess my idea to market a production run of licensed “Juan Deere” lawn tractors featuring the Mexicools won’t get any traction now.

Only once in a blue ball will Theismann get his idioms right. Until then, you just gotta turn a blind herring to it.

Your right or my right?

in what universe did papa johns ever make ‘medium-good’ pizza? the only pizza they ever were better than was dominoes, and even they turned it around and overtook them years ago. i will eat months old no-brand gas station pizza before i eat papa johns