The key words are count on. I suppose it’s within the realm of possibility that he could throw 22 TDs again, but his previous high was 9.

Is Cousins good? He clearly isn’t the worst quarterback in the league, but at no point in watching him have I felt like, “yeah, that’s a difference maker. Back a Brinks truck up to his house.”

It’s nice to see Michigan State really cracking down on the problems in their athletic department

Sorry, but that barely qualifies as even liking guns in America. I’m reasonably confident that three of those came with the purchase of his house in Georgia.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

seems like she resigned because of the lie and not because of the kiss, no? lying is bad. I have never told a lie. In fact, I’m often accused of lying when I say I’ve never told a lie, and then forced to respond that in fact we are talking past each other and don’t we have better things to do? Inevitably you then get…

Serves them right. It wasn’t her fault they didn’t let it dry before her return. Also, lob.

But honestly, they should probably have been more careful.

I would say the flaw in the WWE style that hurts drama the most is how so many of the wrestlers have a singular finishing move. It helps A.J. Styles’ matches a lot that he has at least three, maybe four that he can be expected to win with.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

“I’m not even mad about the idea, because it’s not going to happen. I am not going to waste my emotion on it.”

Carruth didn’t even have the balls to send the letter directly to her. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a guy who hired someone to murder his pregnant girlfriend is a complete and utter coward.

Not surprising that someone who thought killing his pregnant girlfriend was prudent would think writing that letter was a good idea.

“Lamar Jackson is just too short to play QB in the NFL. He can’t even outplay his brother Willis, and he’s always getting pushed around by The Gooch.”

Just a constructive heads up, Tim. The article doesn’t mention Cassie Sharpe’s nationality. I’m not as up on women’s snowboarding skiing, so I had to google her to satiate my curiosity. For the record, she’s Canadian.

Man, imagine an angle back then with Bill Watts bringing in Marge Schott as a special commissioner or something.

We’re rebranding, Dan. We’re gonna be assholes now. Make Canada Great Again!

“Strowman had some of the most compelling WWE matches of 2017 against The Big Show”

TBH, we’re probably better off assuming an ah sound every time we see the letter A. We’ll still get a few words wrong, but it’s the safer bet.

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.