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Has any movie even been improved by the inclusion of Luke Wilson?

Warren is a much better candidate.

This really shouldn’t be funny. However...

We can all sleep easy knowing this monster is safely behind bars.

Shut the fuck up.

Cake.

People also go on cruises to die. Way more people than you would think do this.

It kind of sounds like he’s kidding and in on the joke?

Can someone edit this article so it makes sense?

Hey, 1950 called, they want their rape excuse back.

You must have missed the Dodgers game.

Lots of people are offended by the chop. You know, because it’s super fucking racist.

So, this is basically Season 4 of Seinfeld except it’s about the clerks and not funny.

Blizzard is a company that won’t let a dude use its platform for political purposes and jeopardize millions in revenue and hundreds of jobs.

You do realize this event was for a children’s book and was geared toward children, right?

How do they plan to celebrate giving up 10 runs in the first?

Juice boxes are also full of sugar.

Why do you guys cover this stuff? She’s a barely famous model and actress, why is her opinion inflaming any reaction?