Do tell...

Of the Senators no one pays any attention to, Dan Sullivan is probably the worst.

She doesn’t actually have guns.

Why would you bet that? He’s never been successful at making money before...

Let them eat cake.

Let them eat cake.

Yeah fuck these petty people. Who cares if the country is devolving into a kleptocracy? Get over it, people!

Don’t shame us Rennerites. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I’m just waiting for Chuck Palahuniuk’s even worse take.

And start a whole new outrage over how much A Feast of Crows sucks.

And start a whole new outrage over how much A Feast of Crows sucks.

You didn’t know runners could advance on a caught fly ball?

You can’t just take the ball out of bounds to prevent runners from advancing.

She has a really impressive background:

You just seem incredibly racist.

I’m not sure how this helps you.

Ah yes, let us all have the context.

Yes, it still sucks.

Do the Secret Service dudes wake you up for that 8am class? I could have used them.

Paul Revere was a cable tv host?

Idiotic screw up is O’Donnell’s middle name.