Maybe they can rake their forests?

Mom’s spaghetti.

Wait...who?

He’s also a catcher, the most important defensive position and has a long history of camaraderie with star pitchers. 

Probably. I’m tired of the losing World Series Team not celebrating their loss. I mean, you made it to the World Series, that’s awesome!

Hey, he enrolled in a community college! He never attended but he at least enrolled.

Maybe Israel kinda sucks?

Ok, Rob.

That is one batshit insane website you linked to.

They can contract the Rays and Marlins.

She seems pretty pro-Putin to me.

Do you have severe brain damage?

He’s never mentioned race?

Lady Ghostbusters was the best Ghostbusters.

To be fair, shooting up marijuana sounds very dangerous. Impossible and dangerous.

Univision left forever ago.

It seems so unlikely that someone as lame as Ross would be able to find a new partner within a few hours. As such, I always assumed Friends was just Ross’s fever dream and the other Friends were figments of his imagination.

What did her dad, P!nk Floyd, think of this?

All he needs is a cigar and a radar gun and he’s got seats behind homeplate at Dodger Stadium for life.

Why don’t they just play by CFL rules?