Chess players are ATHLETES? LMAO. Get the fuck out of my face with that garbage.

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

Yes, that's it. And I found the recipe online just now, it's from Bon Appetit, but of course I'm sure many other versions are excellent, if not better. We don't follow this recipe exactly... we cut the overall portion in half since we're cooking for two adults and a toddler, we like lots of jalapeno, we like extra…

Chili! It's a very forgiving meal. I will throw whatever beans I have into the slow cooker. Diced tomatoes. Tomato paste. Garlic. Onions. Whatever random veggies I have. (I've even done cucumber, which I would not recommend. Can't win 'em all.) A chopped up chipotle pepper in adobo sauce, which are always in my…

Shakshouka. Easy, healthy enough and fun to say. Plus, very little cleanup.

Statistics show that crime has dropped to levels we haven't seen since the 60s. Even though we're flooded with Amber Alerts and Sex Offender lists, only a tiny fraction of kidnappings are what we think of as a traditional kidnapping (stranger abducting the child to harm them). I recall someone crunching the numbers…

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No character profile on Kelly? You jealous dick.

Why are you giving this faux-macho fuckhead more "ink"? So he can sell more books to more tourists to go try their luck with the bulls? Fuck him, fuck his enabling and glorification of animal cruelty. I sincerely, sincerely hope that the next bull literally rips him a new asshole.

But, if you picked Man City, you're doing it wrong.

i heard the camaroon 5 typically plays like they have no idea what pitch they're on

"Mount Douchemore" was sitting RIGHT there for you!

I fucking love this guy as our coach. I can totally see how he can rub higher ups and opposing teams/fans the wrong way.

The US advances with a win vs either Portugal or Germany. It's completely in the Yanks' hands.

Yeah, that's a good point. The AD should have fired him the very first day, when Aguero stopped "coaching," "went home," and "got 8 hours of sleep."

Blatter is Soccer's Ray Charles. He turns a blind eye to everything.

This was my response. Has he ever seen a Chipotle? It's the white middle-class office drone lunch pit of choice. If throwing in white college kids means "diversity," then, well-said, Mr. Safran-Foer.

Yuck. They went out and found the douchiest and most stereotype-confirming people to talk to and decided they describe soccer fandom in America. What they did was find a particular subculture of soccer fans, which predictably they would find in Williamsburg - the fans who think they're too "good" and cultured to be…

You fucking bastards eliminated Fawaz Wazwaz, Bubbles Chwat, and Bufus Dewberry. Don't fuck this one up too.

Christians have been brutally murdering people LONG before guns were invented. And complaining about the "war on christmas" is the bitchiest thing ever.