How about riding on sidewalks, going the wrong way down one-way streets, blowing whistles while ignoring all traffic laws, and thinking they're saving the planet?

So, wait, it's not even an actual fantasy draft, but a mock fantasy draft? A practice fantasy draft?

Chris Kluwe (2012): 45.0 avg, 39.7 net, $1,633,333 salary
Jeff Locke (2013): 44.2 avg, 39.2 net, $405,000 salary

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Yeah, you're spot on. I thought the first book was a little bit overrated anyway (part of my problem was thinking the first book would have closure), but the whole series is going to rely on how good or bad the third book is. I am almost finished with the second book, and I'm definitely feeling like it's going to take…

I hate half a ghost pepper. I was supposed to eat the whole thing and therefore forfeited my $50 reward, plus my dinner, my evening and most of the next day.

These are probably pretty much biased towards my hobbies and interests but here is what I came up with just off the top of my head. Not sure if this is an interest to anyone else though!

Bacon grease.

This is the story all about how my thumb got sliced, skin burned and browned.

You guys got nothing. I've worked in restaurants forever. I'll keep it concise: I was polishing a wine glass and the stem broke.

3rd Degree Bacon Grease burn on my left hand. Always make sure to set the can down before pouring the grease into the can!