My autobiography will be titled “The Fat is the Best Part”.

Why does this site keep redirecting to jezebel articles?

Kings?

Why do you assume the voters thought the two accomplishments were equal? Maybe they thought Erin was sweet and Shani was an asshole.

Will it get my three-year old to sit still for 93 minutes? If even half that, five fucking stars!

I’ve been to mine. Dug it myself. Sit there with a bottle of Beam and mutter sometimes, wonderin’ if the time is right...

so close...

I believe the stadium deal was done in 2009.

...and then release the BEES!!!

I thought Mr Bean was back on the air.

Well, since someone did it for him.

Why post this story with a picture of Buddy Hackett?

Ironically it was Kansas that had two actual small children next to them at the coin toss when they snubbed the handshake.

That’s every guy, dude.

Fuck Kansas. They refused to shake hands before the game. Why they wanted to bring bad sportsmanship into it is unknown but Mayfield is the Bobby Fischer of it when he wants to be.

Credit to his chin, tho.

Less charismatic? No.

The next sentence in that ESPN article is: “Jackson and Mayfield are nontraditional quarterbacks.” And this is bad, I guess?

Yeah, like the original evil Lincoln.

Always double down on 11, right Mikey?