On AT&T. I get messages saying I am ineligible for both of these options. Any idea why? I’ve been with them for 10 years or so. I’m using a OnePlus3T that I did not get through AT&T.

See if you can spot the Ohio State fan who hates disrespecting the game:

He does. Remember when that cop planted him in the concrete?

The replies to this tweet are just hilarious:

Is there anything you Pats fans WON’T bitch about?

The real tragedy is that Houston is a great city to rip on.

The Raiders. It’s all been kid stuff until now. From WYTS 2014, I present my favorite series entry of all time:

So great. And:

Now let’s see if Cleveland sacks up and votes off that city council.

I really did not know that Carolina and Tennessee were two different teams. I told a guy while discussing fantasy football that Carolina’s run game was going to be sick with Cam being able to hand off to DeMarco and Henry, with McCaffery coming in as a third down back. I won my league last year.

“...and his name is Bruce Allen.”

She’s probably hot.

What might not suck: Trent Williams, provided he does not get anymore bottles broken over his head while in a nightclub.

This organization is actually much worse than Drew sugarcoats.

Dopes. <St. Louis> is emblematic of an American heartland that sees itself as strong and righteous and the SOUL of a nation while being, in reality, a hollow shell with empty hydrocodone bottles rattling around in it. No wonder <Ozzie Smith> thrives here.

If I had to take a trip to some town I’d never been to before I think having an escort to show you around would be a good idea.

With that offensive line, it is a miracle.

Had to look it up. It’s true.

If only William Holden had known that...

“The 2017 draft was a good opportunity to amend this situation and complement a young quarterback with offensive lineman and skill-position players... which management just decided not to do. Okay. Why waste all of that draft capital on the dude when you’re not going to surround him with, well, anything?”