That’s kinda like saying at least a colonoscopy isn’t a prostate exam.

Kelly Rowland was the hot one.

Let the master handle this:

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

It is far worse than you describe.

As a commuter on Metro North, fuck St Paddy’s day and all the drunk high school kids puking on my train.

Doug Kenny was killed in a drug deal gone bad by being thrown off a cliff in Hawaii.

And they fight each other with samurai swords. Yep, it’s true.

Which is always.

“There’s no way Dallas is signing an unrepentant drunk, no matter how hypocritical that may be given the Greg Hardy signing.”

It is. But I did like The Dog Stars.

So basically about 18 months ago he got in an altercation with a female student, punched her in the face, got arrested, made a plea bargain, was punished, and now doesn’t want to talk about it anymore. This is a cause for outrage? Maybe he should have been expelled from school immediately, but that is a separate…

This will absolutely happen.

Reminds me of the time I wrecked my friend’s dad’s Spyder California.

Casino is worse.

Welcome to college.

Please do so.

No way. No video, no action. Goddell is spineless. And fuck Jerry eternally. What a sad old man doing anything he can to prove he can win a Superbowl without Jimmy Johnson’s players.

“Now spit...”

May I throw in “The Outlaw, Josie Wales”?