Needs more thumbs.

That Alexandra Petri sounds monstrous. Is she at least good looking, which is all that really maters?

I mean, my friends and I did the same thing, but the kid knew what it was in that coke bottle, and earned that 10 bucks.

Goddamnit. That is a total dick move.

Triple option football. It would work.

2 Gabes and a Gabriel? Christ.

Saints fans. Living in New Orleans is basically already the Hunger Games.

I give it a Vorpal +3.

I hope you two secretly know each other without realizing it.

Didn’t help, did it?

Yes, it was a losey comment.

Enjoy your dinner at Joe’s or Pappadeaux’s.

True, but every NFL fan base hates its owner. Except maybe the Patriots, who are the fucking worst.

This is true. Dallas has Chotchkie’s, Chili’s and Flingers.

Dallas is the taint, with breast implants.

Dude. People only live outside the city limits. The whole Metroplex (made-up word) is just one giant suburb. Dallas city limits is comprised of the building where they shot JFK, the fair grounds/drug district, and Deep Ellum tattoo parlors.

As you should.

Any NFL city you go to, the place is lousy with Cowboy fans who have never been to Texas. Got to an actual Cowboys game and there are more fans of the visiting team than the Cowboys. They’re a hell of a lot louder, too.

What’s a pederast, Walter?

All good points. But fuck the patriots.