I don’t know if the Ravens fans are the masters of hard-ass trolling on the Deadspin commenters, or if they really are the biggest retards of all NFL fan bases.

I think she’s messing with you guys.

Goddamn this guy’s good. 9 out of 10.

If you’ve seen the movie about his life, it is spot-on.

Some of the most tense radio ever. Ticket management finally put a stop to it at a recent Super Bowl after it got violent.

Easily the most forgettable franchise in the NFL. If the Panthers disappeared off the face of the earth and were not mentioned for the entire season, I would not notice. I’m not sure I’ve ever even seen them on the NFL RedZone channel.

They actually made the playoffs last year. I had to look it up.

Its gotta be Fitzgerald. Is he a woman-beating asshole? I really didn’t hear.

Actual Phoenix is much worse than the dystopian future version presented in “The Water Knife.”

Cutler is getting $54 million guaranteed. Stafford is at $41.5. Off to kill myself now.

I just like seeing kickers get hurt.

Master of come-backs?

Dude. Of all the faults with the Lions, CJ is not one of them.

Yeah. To be fair they would have lost no matter what.

Save this for a couple of weeks. It’ll come up.

I thought he meant Jerry Ball.

What about Eric Kramer, who apparently just realized he was a Lion last week?

You are why Michigan sucks.

The rest of the US just thinks of you as Canadians.

Nope. They’ll win jut to fuck you personally.