Bill Gramattica’s was marginally funnier.

Send it, dude. I’ll read it.

Being drunk has to fit in there somewhere.

Yeah, that Winnipeg Jets entry would be awesome!

In Florida they wear them year ‘round.

“...and Landry Jones is now very good. “

Yes, Cutler can throw it much deeper into the stands than Dalton.

He couldn’t say it if it wasn’t true.

The gym is for grunting loudly and flexing in the mirror in your new Zubaz, not hitting on chicks. Also saying “bro” a lot.

I’m willing to bet that if it was a matter of depression and suicidal thoughts due to stuttering they certainly would have bent over backwards to get him help. A rapist, on the other hand...

Lighten up, Francis. Just think of it as a conversation starter. Look at all the posts you’ll get to read instead of working.

Yeah, it blows. In fact, even trying to watch a game in a sports bar is almost unbearable anymore. People are the worst.

Staten Island?

He’s one of the “good” Indians.

We got to witness an overweight Kenny Rogers look-alike in a Jerome Brown jersey beat the shit out of an opposing team’s fan ...

No mention of “”Durrr...we’re the best tailgaters in the NFL!” ? Well you’re not. You’re just fat drunks who burn you’re meat.

Jesus Christ, you all sound like a bunch of whiney brats who still have your participation trophies for under-10 soccer. Beat that strawman, Burneko.

Can someone explain to a guy who does not play fantasy fb why this ruins the mock draft? Why can’t the others just ignore the bullshit picks by this guy and move down to the next one if they want to see who the draft might go?

I have an Izula. Not cheap but quality and a bit longer than the Candiru.

I recommend the Vic Alox Farmer for you.