Maybe not the best term but there is no doubt that these folk are jumping on soccer because it is not as widely popular as other sports in the US. They can convince themselves of its (and therefore their) elite-ness and superiority to more common sports. I'm also pretty sure the simpleness of the game has some…
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Oh who gives a fuck, really? The scenesters in the article will move on to the next obscure thing after the World Cup. I'm guessing we'll be seeing articles about the rise of rugby's popularity in Brooklyn next spring.
Now THAT would have been an Elite Eight.
This is an underwhelming final. Multiple names that are much better left by the roadside. Thanks, middle-school aged voters.
The Shitavious is about to hit the fan favorite
Anti-vax asshats are going to ride the recent wave of measles and chicken pox outbreaks all the way to the championship.
Shitavious Cook sounds like something Gordon Ramsey would call a contestant on Hell's Kitchen.
Or just half, pan fry with bacon, and toss with some dried cranberries.
And "cruise balls"? I picture Archer laughing his ass off for hours and annoying everyone else at ISIS.
No doubt. Too bad there are no Rev's or Esquires
The real question is why isn't Shadrack Kiptoo Biwott in the 2014 Name of the Year Bracket?
He'd have to get past Alkapone Cruz-Balles and Fawaz Wazwaz just to get to the regional final. He's like the Witchita State of this tourney.
How does Shitavious Cook only get a 9 seed? It's a shame he'll get crushed in the next round by the eventual champion.
How about riding on sidewalks, going the wrong way down one-way streets, blowing whistles while ignoring all traffic laws, and thinking they're saving the planet?
"By the way, for some reason, New York excels at having more angry ranting bums per capita than any other city. "
Looking forward to an Elite Eight matchup of Red Sox fans vs MMA fans. The Venn diagram is basically a circle.
LeBron still won't go out with you.
Avoid the Patrick Rothfuss stuff until he finishes the third book. No telling when that will be. The first one was really good and original but the second was laughable (he became an expert lady's man by capturing a wood nymph and repeatedly satisfying her) and there seems to be no way he can finish telling the…