This was my folly as well. It even made my ass hurt the next day coming out.

For me I guess it must be a whole ghost chili. Unpleasant in mouth, stomach, and lower regions. When my eyes started running, I of course rubbed them with the fingers that had touched the pepper, just for added fun. I'll never touch another one again.

Second on the EDC stuff. Wallets, flashlights, knives, one-piece multi-tools, pens, key chains.

Well that beats mine. Well done. (get it?)

Great. I ate the whole fucking pound before going to the hospital, just to show it who was still boss.

Tapenade! yummy.

I did eventually. The pus that came out oozed slowly like jelly.

Oh, yes. Further down the thread is the pic from about a moment after it happened. This pic is about three hours and a vicodin (!) later.

Before

It's bacon!

You're gonna get flagged for illegal formation on every play with the TE and SE on the same side of the field.