Dude, Craig. Black coffee has no cream or sugar in it! If you want sugar you gotta say “black with sugar” if they’re dressing it up for you. Black coffee is just coffee in a cup with nothing else.

That said, diner tables that don’t already have little sugars and Sweet n’ Low or whatever on them, as well as napkins and…

Salt grinders are definitely bullshit.

*Have you ever noticed that loss prevention guys are the biggest fucking creeps on the planet.

I know it’s late, and my brain’s trying to shut down for the night, but I was sure I read that, also.

“...you place your order and pay at a counter and then they bring you your slices.”

WELL YOU SEE SINCE THE WORD “PUDDLE” STARTS WITH THE LETTER “P” LIKE THE WORD “PENIS” AND THE WORD FLOOR STARTS WITH THE LETTER “F” LIKE “FEMINISM” THIS IS CLEARLY THE RESULT OF AN SJW CONSPIRACY

100% does absolutely nothing, you can’t pinch off electron flow with a damn clothespin. Even if you could it would work on the way in and the way out so your devices would never get enough power to run, lowering efficiency and costing you more money.

I think Trump, like me, soured on Penthouse back when they started showing ladies peeing in the photos.

You left out the time Cosby squashed a headline about himself by giving them the story of his DAUGHTER going into rehab. There's no bottom to his depravity.

Ang Lee’s Hulk is the great noble failure of superhero movies. A little early on the cgi, but as laid out here, a meditation on anger attempting something more profound than superhero movies have expectations for. I mean, it’s not the best vehicle for a meditation on anger even if that’s what you want to see, but I app…

Everyone hates the palaver between Banners Jr. and Sr. but I love it and wish the MCU had more of that. More of everything that Ang Lee did, in fact. 

Ripped up purple pants TOTALLY count!

Oh sure. Entertaining enough, and a good, creepy performance by Brad Dourif. 

“The central idea of Alan Moore’s comic book is undeniably cool: public-domain Victorian pulp-literature characters refashioned into a Justice League-style superhero team to combat an H.G. Wells Martian invasion”

Anyone else here seen Steve Norrington’s DEATH MACHINE? It’s full of B-Sci Fi goodness. As for LXG (as i didn’t read the comic), i was entertained enough. I even liked Peta Wilson’s Mina Harker.

This movie is a masterpiece.

it always makes me happy anytime i see SVU is playing to know that at the same time that stabler is violating someone’s civil rights somewhere else in NYC an alien or werewolf is running around eating someone

“Irradiated”, or “cold pasteurized” as I’ve heard it put so squeamish people who’ve seen too many pulp raygun-gothic movies won’t think it’ll make them glow in the dark.

Long story short: the grinding process scatters bacteria throughout the meat. With an intact cut, the bacteria is (generally) on the surface only. Granted, with proper food handling the risk in general is low anyway; otherwise that lamb tartare I had the other week would’ve made for a bad Sunday morning. Still, if…

Ground meat has more health risks because of the surface area that is possibly exposed to pathogens. A slab of pork will have some pathogens on the outside that get cooked off while grilling/frying/baking or whatever, but ground pork(like ground beef) has a lot more surface area exposed to pathogens and needs to be…