If you like the smell of sulfur, by all means boil your eggs. If you don’t (and your coworkers fall into this category - same group who dislike the smell of reheated fish), keep them below a simmer. Sulfur in the albumen more readily interacts with Hydrogen ions at higher temperatures creating Sulfur Dioxide. This is…

Feeling very fancy, I once tried to make those Gordon Ramsey style eggs and all it taught me is that Chefs are fucking lunatics. Were the eggs maybe 3% lighter and fluffier than regular scrambled eggs? Yes. Were they roughly 1000% more work? Absolutely.

“Alright, here’s the next fucking Daily Double for you fucking Oxbridge cunts to bollocks right up. This Spanish Queen fucking shagged her anemiac, floppy-cocked relative Ferdinand and together they ejected the Moors from their country like so much anal discharge after an improperly lubricated fucking arsefucking…

If you willingly go to a Phish show, you have only yourself to blame for whatever happens as a result.

This actually works on all the current .*x files. This includes powerpoint, which is the one I typically do.

if your burger is shoe leather your ground beef needs more fat not more volume

I don’t hate the show, I just hated that time period a few years ago when they wouldn’t. Stop. Playing. It. Regular show ending? Let’s sandwich it in between a 12 hour Teen Titans Go marathon.

That TDS bullshit is more gaslighting! Like we’re not seeing, hearing, reading, breathing his bullshzt daily, hourly??!! They can fuck off with that TDS shzt!

There have been studies that show that there is a 1-2% chance of allergies like hay fever in farming families vs. ~12% in non-farming families. I think early exposure to certain things (what exactly they aren’t sure yet) lowers the risk of developing allergies. And kids aren’t being exposed to those things as much…

Nah, I’m right there with you. I don’t tip in situations like this and I tend not tip for take out unless it’s a big or involved order. 

So much work when into some of the costumes, and yet Kim Possible are her simple outfit take the show for being so spot on.

“Donuts don’t wear alligator shoes.”

I don’t have a problem with most of the things you listed except the cocktail party scene. That made me confused as Hell even in the theater. Did the Joker when left in a room full of people just shrug and walk out quietly after Batman jumped out the window?

Dark Knight has a lot of bad editing and revisions. It’s an enjoyable film I guess, but I’m not sure why fans make such a big deal out of it. It should have just been called The Joker since that was obviously the more interesting character to Nolan.

This is FUCKING insane. I’ve been a retail manager. Generally, it isn’t a fun job. There are a certain percentage of people who will try to scam you, but how this asshole reacted is absolutely not the way to address a reasonable suspicion of someone attempting to do so.

+1 SCMODS

>>> and listed addresses for some of those signatures that weren’t homes.

I think he did tell her that “they” couldn’t accept it. But he basically called her a thief and fraud, to which she was rightfully upset. So she stood her ground, again rightfully. Then it sounds like she was told to leave the property, to which she refused. Then it escalated to a cop call.

P.S. Not defending Coupon…

Jesus Christ, this woman wholly created this situation from thin air. And the gall of the police department to encourage this shit by publicly stating she did the right thing. See something, say something doesn’t really work if white people are seeing things that aren't there.

My personal favorite thing about all these Christian movies is how the characters already have an extremely close relationship with God and talk to him constantly, yet the movies dare to pretend that they're having a crisis of faith. Just the barest hint of conflict to make it a movie, but not enough subversion or…