How can you say the craftsmanship of shoes from Guangzhou are less desirable than those from Shenzhen or Tianjin?!?!

The Warrior will also accept 60% ownership in your start up.

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

What the fuck is a gender reveal party?

“Coach, that ain’t the scent of a woman.”

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

Results matter and the “how to win” Democrats have lost all 3 federal banches and a vast majority of statehouses.

For example: Both American political parties, which have been taking turns winning elections and mostly not doing jack shit for those classes of people for quite a bit longer than I have been alive.

Why? They’re probably no bigger than a centimeter, at most.

“Go fuck yourself.”

Random Italian Man: [Sees QPR and Man City butcher soccer]

Boyz N2 the Hood

Be a better troll, shit sipper.

Just wait i’ll upload the torrent later today!

So what you’re saying is that you’re delaying Ben’s expectations?

If you weren’t so busy destroying the industry with your leaks, you’d probably have time to write one yourself.

“This year starts ... in Düsseldorf, then moves south through Luxembourg and Belgium before rolling into France early next week.”

didn’t Obelix do that already?

Yeah, well the Romans kicked their ass but you don’t hear anyone calling them the GOAT.

Haven’t seen a Christian get through 300 feet that fast since Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 crashed in the Andes.