How can you say the craftsmanship of shoes from Guangzhou are less desirable than those from Shenzhen or Tianjin?!?!

Am I the only one that thinks that Groenig looks like what Steve Bannon would like like if he still had a liver and a soul?

The Warrior will also accept 60% ownership in your start up.

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

What the fuck is a gender reveal party?

“Coach, that ain’t the scent of a woman.”

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

Results matter and the “how to win” Democrats have lost all 3 federal banches and a vast majority of statehouses.

For example: Both American political parties, which have been taking turns winning elections and mostly not doing jack shit for those classes of people for quite a bit longer than I have been alive.

Why? They’re probably no bigger than a centimeter, at most.

“Go fuck yourself.”

Random Italian Man: [Sees QPR and Man City butcher soccer]

Boyz N2 the Hood

Be a better troll, shit sipper.

Don’t keep me in suspense, which one won?

How sad, because everyone knows Star **** is better than Star ****.

Just wait i’ll upload the torrent later today!

So what you’re saying is that you’re delaying Ben’s expectations?

If you weren’t so busy destroying the industry with your leaks, you’d probably have time to write one yourself.

“This year starts ... in Düsseldorf, then moves south through Luxembourg and Belgium before rolling into France early next week.”