“My name is Tommy Callaway, and I managed to have a long, intimate relationship with an adult woman and raise two little girls without ever once considering how fucked up it is to treat a woman’s body like public property. That proves what a good guy I am, right?”

It seems people are just lining up for the smallest cameos just to be in star wars. It was their childhood too after all. Daniel Craig was a storm trooper in force awakens.

“I hate this kid,” he wrote in a now-deleted tweet about Thunberg, reports NicoNico. “If I pulled the strings that controlled the world, I would like to snatch everything away from her, knock her into the dregs of hope, and sneer.”

I don’t know what it says that among the first things our new private equity bosses did was dissolve the investigative unit I was a part of.

Massive loss for the site, but I wish you all the best where ever you arrive next. I’m sure to follow for the excellent writing. 

You never know. Maybe he’ll get so angry about it he’ll drop dead of a massive heart attack. I can dream. 

She wouldn’t say this if she didn’t have the votes, so... yeah, he’s definitely going to be impeached. Good. 

That would just get you even more baby Yodas, fyi

That’s... all of Star Wars, though? To the point where Mel Brooks made a parody in which “merchandise” is yelled a lot.

i cant wait for the day when i read his name is followed by “was grisly murdered during a fight he started”

Holy shit, that’s like $5 million per female employee!

Why We Need Unions, Item #96837

Man,

Shut. the. fuck. up. Troll.

I dunno, I actually think making her a disillusioned good guy badass feels fresher.  We’ve seen the “disillusioned bad guy” a million times.  And it’s doubly rare that we see that the good guys also have badass SEAL types who do the dirty work no one else wants to.

Oh dip! It’s Krillboi!

To be fair, she was only three weeks old.

“Daddy, why must you leave me and go back to working for an herb?”

Deadspin forever.